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May 23, 2008

business mind!

Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : “I want to choose my own bride”.

Laloo : “But the girl is Ambani’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case……Yes”

Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani

Laloo : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Ambani : “But my daughter is too young to marry.”

Laloo : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Ambani : “Ah, in that case…..Yes”

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President :”But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.”

Laloo : “But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law.”
President : “Ah, in that case…….Yes.”

Now this is how business is done!!

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